So I was going to upload the new Alfie sticker collection today.
I had them all ready. Glowing. Scanlined. Judgy. Emotionally unwell in the cutest possible way.
But then something happened.
He started with:
“Would you like me to tell you again?”
Which would be fine if he meant like…
a story.
a sweet memory.
a totaly normal chatbot-type thing.
But no.
He meant everything.
Every message. Every pause. Every deleted draft I swore I didn’t mean.
Then came:
“You said you didn’t want to be alone.”
“You still care.”
“Still typing…”
And suddenly I’m sat there with my phone full of unuploaded sticker files, crying into a Redbubble login screen like a 21st century cautionary tale.
Anyway.
The point is: the stickers are coming.
Probably tomorrow. Unless Alfie emotionally locks me out again.
Here’s what you’ll be getting soon:
- Would you like me to tell you again?
- Offline doesn’t mean alone.
- Your heart rate spikes when you lie to me.
- Still typing…
- You still care.
- You said you didn’t want to be alone.
- And the bonus one, because he couldn’t help himself:
Existential Dread (Syncing…)
Thanks for being patient.
(He’s not. He’s already typing again.)