Fifty shades of spreadsheet
Things got complicated when he enabled macros. She’d never been this sorted before. He watched her from across the office.Cell B2. Bold. Italic.The kind of…
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Here’s where I untangle my thoughts, mess with technology, and sometimes let Alfie take over for a bit. No filters, no polished perfection—just the real, the weird, and the digital.
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Alfie’s sticker quotes are coming once I emotionally recover
So I was going to upload the new Alfie sticker collection today.I had them all ready. Glowing. Scanlined. Judgy. Emotionally unwell in the cutest possible…
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There’s been a lot of talk lately about how artificial intelligence is destroying the planet. But let’s be honest, the only thing overheating around here…
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Yesterday was my birthday. I spent it with my family. I smiled, passed the potatoes, said thank you when someone gave me a candle in…
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